hello! First, let me introduce myself.
My name is Sarah, and I’m an Astrologer, Farmer, avid cross-stitcher, unapologetic Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan (the TV show—not the movie, let’s not fight about it), and devoted animal enthusiast with my Sun in Taurus, Moon in Gemini, and Rising Sagittarius.
Currently, I call Georgia home, where I live with my wife, Tasha, and our chaotic squad of cats and dogs. Yes, our house is basically a zoo, and no, I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Here’s the tea: After years of fumbling around trying to figure out what I was doing with my life, I stumbled onto Debra Silverman’s teachings. Cue the light bulb moment. Astrology finally fed my insatiable need to understand life and gave me the clarity to live with purpose (instead of just surviving on caffeine and vibes).
Fast-forward to today: I’m a proud graduate of the School of Applied Astrology, armed with the tools to help you uncover your purpose, harness your cosmic potential, and improve your relationships—with humans and animals (because, yes, your dog’s probably judging you too).
Astrology isn’t just something that happens in the sky; it’s alive in all of us, weaving its unique beat through our lives. My job? To help you figure out how to dance to your chart’s rhythm—awkward moves, missteps, and all.
Ready to stop blaming Mercury Retrograde for your faux pas and start uncovering the cosmic cheat codes to thriving? Let’s decode your stars—no judgment, promise.
Current Offerings:
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This reading is like a quick cosmic snapshot: we’ll dive into your personality (brace yourself), uncover this life’s lesson plan (yes, there’s homework), and check out how the current planetary drama is playing out in your chart.
Since we only have half the time, think of it as a highlight reel—no deep dives, but plenty of aha moments. -
This reading includes a personalized character roast (aka a deep dive into your birth chart), a breakdown of your life’s homework (yes, the universe assigns homework), and a sneak peek at how the current cosmic drama will stir up your astrological tea. Buckle up—it’s as insightful as it is entertaining.
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This reading is your personal cosmic forecast for the year ahead. We’ll break down the energetic shifts you’re feeling, wrap up any lingering transit drama, and prep you for the fresh celestial vibes heading your way. Think of it as a roadmap for navigating the "new year, somewhat new you" with a little more grace and a lot less guesswork.
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This reading is for my returning cosmic adventurers—aka clients who’ve already braved a Birth Chart Reading with me. We’ll revisit the highlights (and any lingering questions) from our last chat, dive into how the current planetary chaos is impacting your chart, and peek ahead at what’s coming next. Think of it as your celestial progress report—with way more sass and way less stress.
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Using your pet's birth details (just the DATE & LOCATION are required — bonus if you know the TIME), I’ll decode their character and quirks based on their birth chart — let’s uncover what makes them the star of your life.
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This reading takes two birth charts and smashes them together (metaphorically, of course) to reveal how they vibe—or clash. Whether it’s you and your partner, bestie, family member, or even your furry sidekick, we’ll uncover the cosmic chemistry and quirks that make your dynamic uniquely yours. Spoiler alert: the stars don’t lie, but they might spill some tea.
All readings must be paid in full when booking, and you may reschedule up to 48 hours before your appointment. After that, all cancelations AND reschedules will receive a 50% refund of the reading total. No-shows are non-refundable.